Names never seem to come easy to aspies. We're often introduced to someone and lose their name in less than five mintues.
Often we don't feel comfortable using names and sometimes even hearing our own name in conversation makes us cringe.
On the flip side, I'm sure that our friends, relatives and spouses are tired of being referenced using nicknames or being addressed simply as "hey you".
Short Term Memory
I think that part of the problem is the awful short term memory capabilities of the aspie. If we need a name to stick, we either have to repeat it a lot in the first few seconds or find a good association (eg: same name as my sister).
Unfortunately, such associations are rare and most social situations don't allow for name repetition. The aspie is left in a position where forgetting is inevitable.
Confusion over Names
Aspies quickly get used to other people joking about names but often, although we know that something is funny, we don't always know why.
At my school, we had a large breasted librarian, Mrs Perriot (pronounced pere-o-tay). My best friend at the time used to call her "pair-o-tits" but I always "heard" it as "perritit" and figured it was the proper pronounciation of the French? name Perriot. I was very fond of this librarian, so luckily I was pulled up for the name by a teacher before I used it in front of her. Even then, I remember the teacher getting angry when I said, "but that's her name isn't it?".
Another funny names thing happened in my school years as a library monitor. There was a boy mucking up and I duly asked for his name and wrote it down. He was still abusive after being given a warning so I reported Mr Condom's activities to the librarian. I still didn't see the problem when she flew into an outrage and hurried down to talk to him. It was the sight of my best friend laughing hysterically that clued me in.
From that point onwards, I stopped trusting all names given by third parties.
Good Mornings
There's something about a name that makes it just a little too personal for my liking and I find it very uncomfortable to do.
Most of the time I just burst into conversations with no preliminaries or use the word "hey" to attract attention. I'm sure it's probably bad manners but it doesn't make me feel bad. At work, I reply to "good morning, Gavin" with simply "good morning" or, more often "hi". Nobody seems to mind. Recently I've set myself a target of using one name per day but it still grates on me when I do.
Nicknames
The only way I can feel comfortable about names is to use nicknames. I found a great compromise with my wife by calling her Joey (her name is Joanne) but I've never thought of the name Joey as a short name. In Australia, it means a small type of Kangaroo.
My close friends all use nicknames too and both of my children do too. Luckily, I usually try to choose nicknames which are close enough to the originals to not offend.
Often we don't feel comfortable using names and sometimes even hearing our own name in conversation makes us cringe.
On the flip side, I'm sure that our friends, relatives and spouses are tired of being referenced using nicknames or being addressed simply as "hey you".
Short Term Memory
I think that part of the problem is the awful short term memory capabilities of the aspie. If we need a name to stick, we either have to repeat it a lot in the first few seconds or find a good association (eg: same name as my sister).
Unfortunately, such associations are rare and most social situations don't allow for name repetition. The aspie is left in a position where forgetting is inevitable.
Confusion over Names
Aspies quickly get used to other people joking about names but often, although we know that something is funny, we don't always know why.
At my school, we had a large breasted librarian, Mrs Perriot (pronounced pere-o-tay). My best friend at the time used to call her "pair-o-tits" but I always "heard" it as "perritit" and figured it was the proper pronounciation of the French? name Perriot. I was very fond of this librarian, so luckily I was pulled up for the name by a teacher before I used it in front of her. Even then, I remember the teacher getting angry when I said, "but that's her name isn't it?".
Another funny names thing happened in my school years as a library monitor. There was a boy mucking up and I duly asked for his name and wrote it down. He was still abusive after being given a warning so I reported Mr Condom's activities to the librarian. I still didn't see the problem when she flew into an outrage and hurried down to talk to him. It was the sight of my best friend laughing hysterically that clued me in.
From that point onwards, I stopped trusting all names given by third parties.
Good Mornings
There's something about a name that makes it just a little too personal for my liking and I find it very uncomfortable to do.
Most of the time I just burst into conversations with no preliminaries or use the word "hey" to attract attention. I'm sure it's probably bad manners but it doesn't make me feel bad. At work, I reply to "good morning, Gavin" with simply "good morning" or, more often "hi". Nobody seems to mind. Recently I've set myself a target of using one name per day but it still grates on me when I do.
Nicknames
The only way I can feel comfortable about names is to use nicknames. I found a great compromise with my wife by calling her Joey (her name is Joanne) but I've never thought of the name Joey as a short name. In Australia, it means a small type of Kangaroo.
My close friends all use nicknames too and both of my children do too. Luckily, I usually try to choose nicknames which are close enough to the originals to not offend.
Comments
Even worse is when you combine this with difficulty remembering faces (prosopagnosia, or face-blindness). A person's facial features would need to be extremely exceptional for me to remember them. I know face-blindness is something a lot of Aspies have, but are there any studies on how common it is?
I didn't know this was an aspie thing, the uncomfortableness with USING names or being called by my name. I can use someone's name if they're not in the room though, it feels different. I never like my birth name, contrived cutesy spellings for first and middle (1962-vintage) and a too-long surname. I cringed to have to say it or hear it said. It's not even a n "odd name" to most folks ears. But to mine it's unpleasant.
The name i wear in public is a combination of a nickname and a married surname, but really feels more like a convenient label since its appeared on CDs, festival programs, said on the local public radio, printed in newspapers etc. If you are a person interacting with the public, they have to call you something. Make it something you can stand BEFORE you release a piece of art or get known for something.
I even refer to myself by that name now 3rd person. It's a comfortable distance. I have a secret name for myself that no one knows, that's not even a word, more of a growl and a gesture i do in private to greet myself when finally alone to coem out and be me. That "name" adds another layer of insulation identity and i can let the outer layers of names (the "stage" one, the legal one, the family one be less close and therefore less anxious.
I got diagnosed six years ago at age 40. I'm still finding "aha!" nuggets like this, shared things that i always thought were just personal weird deficiencies because i "wasn't trying hard enough" and wouldn't just "shape up and stop acting like a damn retard".
I'm NOT the only one! BWahahahaha!!!!
1. it is hard to make friends
2. I can't remember anyone's name
I called 4 teachers the wrong names for almost half the year. Thank goodness I am moving into High School. I couldn't stand walking by them in the halls, I always had the flashbacks and confused them with eachother, though they clearly looked nothing alike except for the age factor.
(no rudeness intended with the age thing, they were just, well, old)